Monday, December 22, 2008

Breakout: blood riot (Staged)

Blargh... its been a while since ive written something, so lets see if we cant get at least a tangent down on paper, ive had this brewing in my skull for who knows how long itll be nice to put it down finally. its another super short story about my Vampire Anna, and once again this will not be cannonized until i find that im satisfied with this.

one last thing, the content that follows has some graphic detail so if your a wuss or not interested then i suggest you wait for my next post.

Breakout: blood riot

It was a cold night outside, the Rain was coming down so hard it felt like liquid marbles were striking against Anna's body. Anna was dead tired, she had gotten herself into a fight that she was never able to handle. it was her third mission as an official member of GGX, feeling overconfident with herself she decided to take a job that would challenge her limits as a confident vampire, but the target was more than she bargained for.

she lay in the middle of a parking lot in the dead of night, soaked in rain and half dismembered. while confronting her target she had been overwhelmed and had an arm and a leg ripped clean from her small body, and she lay with an old english sword in her back, keeping her pinned in the ground for the last hour as the target sits in the warehouse.

Anna, weak from bloodloss, couldnt do a thing to pull herself out of her predicament. she heard a door open, someone was walking to meet her. the young man held an umbrella and a can of soda.

"how ya feelin' there pretty? uncomfortable? thats too bad" he crouched in front of her and used the handle of the umbrella to move some of Anna'a hair out of her face.

"the big guy is inside wonderin' what to do with ya, he sure appreciated the chance to taste some real vampire cuisine"

"you... bastards..." Anna managed to say. she coughed and that was the end of it.

"ate your arm and leg? just the boss, he's a real fan of the bones i gotta tell ya" he tipped the can in his mouth and finised of the contents. the smell was starting to get to Anna, she wanted his blood so much it was unbearable. the thug looked around then looked back at her. he grabbed the sword in her back and wrenched it backward, Anna couldnt yell, all she managed was a squeeky grunt as the edge of the sword dug into more of her. after a second the thug drove the handle of the umbrella into the gapping wound so it would stand on its own.

"thats better now my hands are free, this is just gonna be a small idea of whats in store for you once the boss is satisfied with his meal" he started to play with the empty can, twisting it and punching holes in it. he jerked his hand away and yelped.

"ouch, im bleeding, better wrap that up before-" his speech was ended. Anna using her unique blood control, formed the blood from his cut finger into a spike and pierced his head. Anna was getting anxious, the blood couldnt contact the rain if she was to free herself, any water would contaminate the blood. she slowly moved the body closer and hung the wound near her mouth.

after a small drink she could feel her strength coming back. her muscles got tense and the sword started to hurt more, her remaining limbs started to work again. she pushed with all her might and ran the whole sword through herself, her scream of pain was masked by the powerful thunder. she threw herself at the body and drank, she drank like she had never had a taste of blood in her whole undead life. it was such a satisfying feeling, but she wasnt really satisfied, she threw the body aside and crawled towards the warehouse.

the door opened and another thug appeared, he looked over to see Anna leap on him and send both of them into the building, she bit into him and took as much as she could. she could feel her wounds changing, she didnt know how to regenerate lost body parts but something was happening.

more enemies appeared and Anna looked around. their boss was not amongst them, the smell of their blood was overwhelming, she needed more. one of the thugs took a few shots at her with a pistol, opening parts in her back. she didnt feel pain from them but she was definitely in agony from everything else that was happening. she looked around, then her vision got blurry, she became 'bloodblind' her body moved and acted based on her need to feed on those around her.

she could feel herself leap about, standing on something that replaced her leg for the moment, her missing arm, it felt like it was thrashing though bodies like a sword. she felt an extreme pressure against her stomach and her blindness wore off.

it was the boss, her target had made his presence known. she looked at herself as best she could. her leg was a collection of spikes and jagged edges, like a spiked club. and her arm, her missing arm was replaced with a giant hatchet, brutal and intimidating. her target was chewing on a bone he broke it in half and tossed some of it aside, he then started to pick at his teeth like it was a toothpick.

"i have to say, i havent had such a good meal in a while, such a fine taste and texture you have, its... nostalgic" he licked his lips and tossed the bone to her.

"you werewolves are disgusting, the only exeption is a close friend of mine, you're gonna be ground into dog food for pets at the pound" her target started to laugh.

"you really think your 'friend' is different from me? dont kid yourself, we're like this for a reason, just like your one of them for a reason, we're all treading the same path to crazytown"

"you are narrow minded, you cant see the bigger picture, but from what ive seen so far its just your nature. Im tired of the chit-chat, so why dont we start the dance already?" Anna struggled to stand, her temporary leg wasnt able to bend so she had to hug the wall.

"do you actually think you can take me on? in your condition? you didnt have a chance when you had all your pieces, what hope do you have now?" her target removed another english sword from its sheath and took stance.

"i have a trump card to play still, now with our new positions, i believe i will be cashing it in"

{satellite disruption}

i feel pretty good now, like my spark has flickered, comments? critiques? throw'em at me

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

now this we need to do!



Has anyone ever seen this? i heard about it today at work and looked it up. i thought it was hilarious and printed out a few copies. as i stood there looking at it, i couldnt help but think "this would be an awesome Empire challenge" and thought that, when the girls come down for new years, we could get together and see who gets BINGO first. just a thought, if you know someone who would get a laugh outta this then save the picture to your computer and print a few copies.

other than that ive had Star Wars on the mind. concerning stuff like lightsabers (my personal choice and the choice of others) Jedi and Sith dress, and story line for my own characters within the universe. i asked one of the guys at work what his own personal lightsaber would be and the description goes as follows: the handle would be as tall as the user, and would produce a lightsaber blade at both ends of the 'staff' the blades that emanated would be just as tall (if not taller) than the user, so he would have maximum reach.

as he explained this to me i added that the weapon should be a Dual-phase weapon, what that means is that the beams should be adjustable in length almost immediately so that the beams could be maximum length then they could be halfened or more so as not to contact an unwanted object or surface. that... and the physical body of the weapon would probably want to be built with anti-lightsaber materials so that if the opponent was able to get close the weapon would not be destroyed from a single lightsaber blow. then after asking the SW fanatic at my work he continued to say that the staff should be collapseable so it can be carried easily on the person.

after a little more thought i figured that this particular choice of weapon would be hard to use as a bowstaff type weapon, a better disipline for something like this would be like a Lance or a spear, and 'poking' tactics over slash and cut strategy.

my personal lightsaber would have to be a pair of Guard Shoto's (lightsaber tonfa (nightstick)) they would be a standard length lightsaber blade if not a little longer and would be primarily for defense and long offense. my personal blade color would probably have to be Blue, representing the Jedi Guardians who were more to using their skill with the lightsaber over the Force in combat. if i was to get really picky i would have a pair of Dark blue colored beams, and after lots and lots of training i would probably change to purple which represents lightsaber mastery. and to once again go picky they would be a deep dark Amethyst shade of purple.

beyond this i have thought up some other lightsaber styles that ill talk about another day.

what about everyone else? what kind of lightsaber would you use and what color would it be

Sunday, December 14, 2008

MORE more tag stuff

What time is it? 5:40
Full name: Scott Keith Hess
What are you most afraid of? abandonment
what is the most recent movie you saw in theather? James Bond 007 Quantum of Solace
Have you ever seen a ghost? not yet
where were you born? ogden UT
Have you ever been to Alaska? stupid parents left me behind
Ever been toilet papering? not yet
Ever loved someone so much it made you cry? now that i think about it... outside of family... no
Croutons or bacon bits? both
favorite day of the week? day off
Favorite restaurant? its quickly becoming Johnny Carinos
Favorite flower? Red Rose
Favorite sport? Clan matches (videogames)
Favorite Drink? Martilelli cider
Favorite ice cream? white chocolate with gummy bears, pie crust, and caramel
Favorite fast food spot? Panda express
What color is your bedroom carpet? Forrest green with a little grey
How many times did you fail your drivers test? aced it first time (look who your talking to)
What do you do most often when your bored? live in the internet
Bedtime? "holy crap its late, i need to get some sleep"
Favorite TV shows? Mythbusters, Future weapons, Chowder, ANIME!!!
What are you listening to right now? Hot Fuzz
What is your favorite color? Subaru Rally Blue
How many tattoos do you have? none yet
What would you like to do before you die? Make the Empire a successful animated cartoon, graphic novel, and whatever we can do with this, the skies the limit

More tag stuff

ok so if you havent noticed im going around to the other blogs and looking at tags they've gotten, i have nothing better to do so im going to do one now

A-Attached or single? Single
B-Best friend? Josh
C-Cake or pie? PIE
D-Day of choice? my day off
E-Essential item? probably... my emergency stash of Ramen
F-Favorite color? Subaru Rally blue
G-Gummy bears or worms? Bears
H-Hometown? city of T
I-Indulgence? sweets
J-January or july? without question july, guess why
K-Kids? considering who does these i think we can easily drop this for something new
L-Life isnt complete without? friends and happiness
M-Marriage date? see the letter K
N-Number of brothers and sisters? 1 sister
O-Oranges or apples? oranges with salt
P-Phobias? hospitals
Q-Quotes? "being a writer can be lonely" Stephen king
R-Reason to smile? friends
S-Season of choice? that nice moment between autumn and summer
T-Tag seven people! its a little late
U-Unknown fact about me? im adopted
V-Vegetable? corn
X-X-ray or ultrasound? either way you'll be getting some Rads
Y-Your favorite food? italian
Z-Zodiac sign? Cancer

4th picture...4CHAN!



so here it is... the fouth picture in my folder, 4chan's party van.

i honestly dont know what to say about 4chan other than... its the internet

i dont know exactly how the whole tagging thing works so im just going to randomly select someone that i follow (begin drum roll)

i am going to tag... TRIKI

Saturday, December 13, 2008

7 things... why not 10?

7 things to do before i die
-make a super fast car
-move out
-have a NCMO
-cheat death
-make the Empire a huge success
-write a book
-become a true Otaku

7 things i cannot do
-quit my crappy job
-meet someone
-have faith in our society
-have self confidence
-make a living wage
-draw/sketch well
-stand poor weather

7 things i say most often
-"yup"
-"i guess so"
-"ill get you if its the last thing i do"
-"sorry... i dont wast gas like that"
-"damn you people and your old ass cars"
-"HUH!?"
-"i hate rain"

7 books i love
-Rated F
-Stephen kings "on writing"
-Twilight
-The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
-The zombie survival guide
-Resident evil series
-most manga

7 movies i can watch over and over again
-Super troopers
-shawn of the dead
-hot fuzz
-anime
-monty python
-star wars
-blazing saddles

Scott needs... ... woah!

scott needs nude modeling
No old people would be appreciated

scott needs this!
really? are you sure?

scott needs...
yes... yes i know

scott needs help from the oregonian
damn oregoneans

scott needs a change of style
well... i did get a new vest

scott needs help drinking vino
its just so nasty

scott needs linkedin
well if you say so but i prefer to have LOLKATZ

scott needs facebook
how about sackbook

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Turkey day... wait whos coming over?!

happy thanksgiving everyone

so i havent had dinner yet its still early.
"hey son are you taking one of your videogames with you up to grandmas today?" my dad asked me

"sure im taking my xbox" i replied

"good cause im sure the chinese guys are probably gonna want to play against you, make sure you bring some easy games they can play"

"... huh?" i replied

"the chinese guys are coming over for thanksgiving, and they probably want to play against you"

ok so my dad has some chinese people that do... something at Kearns high school, i dont really know the details of it. a while back my dad asked me if i had any attachment to my mountain bike i said no and he said he was going to give them to some chinese people who had no way around. our bikes are still here so i can only guess that they found a means of getting around.

ive never met them before so i have no idea whats in store for tonite, and im sure that if its interesting enough ill post the aftermath on here so look forward to it... maybe

Friday, November 14, 2008

The third horsemen... is a little brat?



Ah Pestilence, out of all the horsemen (excluding Death by a large margin) you have gotten the most attention. for those of you who dont know this is Pestilence from that story i wrote a while ago, remember bed ridden agony? this is her a few years after that. ive been bored so i figured out how to post pictures and this seemed to the best choice from what ive got right now. alright ill see you later

Monday, November 10, 2008

Memories hidden in a broken Pipboy (Fan-fiction, Fallout 3)

So ive been tinkering with the Fallout 3 universe for the past few days and ive wanted to write another super short story with my own character from the game. ive also come up with an idea of how VATS works, if you want to contest how i use it. or if you think it works another way then feel free to say so.

Fallout: Memories hidden in a broken Pipboy

The Wasteland was hot as ever. Anna searched the bodies of more of the armored soldiers, she found a laser rifle, some stimpaks, and a missle launcher. she took the rifle and the launcher and fixed the ones she already had. she didnt know why, but she was an expert at repairing and fixing practically anything she came across. not to mention lockpicking, and some serious skills with guns and such. she still had no idea why she was being constantly attacked by aromored soldiers, the Vertibird and their armor say 'Enclave'

"they must have something to do with those flying radio bots" the flying eyebots were on a continuous loop of the same message by president Eden.

she heard some rubble tumble and she raised her weapon, a Railway Rifle. from what Doctor Li said she made the weapon herself from stuff she found in the wastland.

the sound was still present, she approached the broken down house with her weapon primed.


ill leave it here for now, i havent eaten all morning so ill work on this later

Friday, October 17, 2008

Break in period: Gluttony Virus (Staged)

ive wanted to go on another rant like the Pestilence story except i wanted to do something with Jo and Anna, so i came up with this.

Break in period: Gluttony Virus

The hallway was cold and musty, the bottom level of the GGX assassins guild had a haunting aura to it. the walls were lined with medieval like rocks and the doors were looked like prison gates.

Jo, the dungeon master and one of the guild leaders were making their way to one particular room.

"so tell me what happened" Jo asked as they walked.

"she was on mission, to find and guard a VIP, she stood in combat with a familiar enemy and was infected with an unknown virus, the infection affected her immediately and she endangered the VIP" the dungeon master opened the gate and showed the guild master and Jo into a room.

"she called someone for some assistance and they took her down. they brought her back here and we imprisoned her immediately" the guild master gestured towards a corpse in the corner. Jo stepped back in surprise, her lifelong friend and the closest thing to family she had besides Moe was a rotting cadavre wrapped in belts and chains. Jo held her hand out to the dungeon master who handed her a bag of A= medical blood. she ripped the top off and slung the contents across the body. after a moment, noises came from the body. the blood sank into the body and the corpse came to life. the body shook and trembled as the skin became tan and smooth again, the dead hair fell out and new hair grew in its place, a bright combination of bright blonde, and lime green hair.

a great inhale came from the body as the organs were restored. the face became active again, the eyes were restored. Anna looked around and she choked. she wiggled around on the ground and she started to vomit. everything that she had built up over the last week came out in a dark chunky mess.

"what happened? what happened!?" Anna yelled as she shuffled around on the ground. Jo stepped up and held Anna in place.

"Anna, its okey youre back now. tell us what happened, tell us the last thing you remember" Anna was starting to calm down, the look in her eye proved it, but she was trembling. Jo looked into Anna's eyes, she had never seen them so dominantly red, or as deep a shade. it was a good indicator that she had been starving, but she was very good about her hunger.


im gonna finish this later, i feel its going pretty good though.

tell me what you think

Sunday, October 5, 2008

dragon type






You Scored as Dragon

You are a dragon. You very, VERY easily angered and are extremely protective. Take a chill pill and stop running around breathing fire on people. Chances are they're only trying to help you...






Dragon




92%





Elf




75%





Zombie




67%





Sorceress




67%





Shadow Spirit




58%





Wolf




58%





Drow




50%





Goddess




50%





Faerie




50%





Vampyre




42%

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Pestilence: Bed Ridden Agony (Death Inc)

so i tried to do this a few nights ago and left to join Josh in some antics, but when i returned it had dumped all my stuff into the world of oblivion.

lets try this again.

Pestilence: Bed Ridden Agony

It was the middle of the night. the hospital was as quiet as it could be, but one room in particular was quaking with yelling.

"Move... Move... MOVE!!!" Pestilence pounded at her legs, which had stopped working since she woke up a week ago.

"Move... Move dammit. Your MY legs and i order you to move like i want you to" she struck her legs over and over, they had become riddled with many small bruises. she ceased her attack and threw herself into her pillows. she was overcome with her thoughts. ever since she woke up she had been exhausted, even though she was up and active the day before she ended up in the hospital, and she still doesnt know why or how she got there.

"why havent Mom and Dad come to see me? why dont my legs work? and why wont any of the doctors or nurses tell me anything?" she wanted to cuddle into a ball but she couldnt get her legs in place. she shifted her upper body and looked out the window, at the awkwardly yellow, orange mix. as she looked at it she started to feel sick for some reason. off in the distance she saw the lights of an airplane.

she heard the door to her room open. it mustve been a nurse. someone called for the nurse outside the room.

"yeah what is it?" the nurse asked, chatter came from down the hall made her push the door inwards and close slowly.

"no its nothing i cant do later, im right there" the door closed slowly. Pestilence looked out the door and saw that a newspaper was resting in a wastebasket by the counter of the nurses area.

"i want to see whats happening, i need that newspaper" she threw off her sheets and slowly moved herself off her bed. she was almost off the bed when her legs slipped off and smacked into the cold tile.

"ouch... grr, how stupid of me" she threw the pain to the side, her objective was more important than soothing the pain.

she reached the door and stretched to grab the handle. the door opened just a bit, enough to look like it was still closed. she slowly opened the door and gave herself a sliver of sight. her heart pounded as a nurse walked right past her room. she exhaled in relief and observed her surroundings. it was clear, there was a security camera, but by the time she was spotted she would've gotten what she wanted, she didnt care what they did at that point.

she pushed the door open and dragged herself quickly across the floor. so far so good she reached the wastebasket and pulled the paper out, some of it was soaked in coffee and chewed bubble gum was stuck to it. she looked for the date.

"october second? of two-thousand eight? but its april of oh'six" she read on, looking for anything else that might make sense.

she found an article about a murder case. she started to read it, but just a few lines in she was shocked.

+the bodies of two people were finally found after two years of searching. they have been identified as+

she read on, and the names she saw were of her very own mother and father.

"MOM, DAD, their DEAD!!??" a scream from down the hallway was heard. Pestilence saw a nurse with her hands on her cheeks and a look of shock and fear across her. the nurse summoned more people to help her. Pestilence was almost out of time. she read to learn that two years ago her family was targeted by gangsters who broke in and killed her parents, after that they beat the child and left her burning in the house. by some surprise she made it out alive but was caught in a coma up till now.

Pestilence suddenly felt naucious, she could feel her dinner coming up. she did her best to hold herself up and away from her mess, she was overcome with dizziness and she fell to the floor unconsious and scared.


phew so there it is whether or not this is canon or not is TBD and ill make that decision... later?

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Vengeance Blade

ok so im still gonna use the Republic star destroyer as their main vessel and R2-S7 is the pilot.

the ship is re-named the Vengeance Blade, its fitted with gun ships and everything you would expect it to... minus the whole crew, but im still working on that

R2-S7

so ive given my Dark Jedi an astromech droid, R2-S7. this has taken the issue of their space vessel and made it alot easier to work with, including various situations where a droid would be necessary. colors... lets see, dark jedi... star wars... maybe ill just theme the droid after my car. blue with silver pieces. and of course it'll have lots of tricks and hidden compartments. it will also be the core for their star destroyer. it will command the vessels navigaion and communications. i have an idea or two for other parts of the ship, ill play with the ideas for a moment before i present them.

Monday, September 22, 2008

lfsdaljkfhovnerohf

so ive been trying to follow some blogs (josh, austin, kim, jaycey) and the stupid thing keeps saying that the url was not detected or something. its really pissing me off.

so i went and got that star wars jedi vs sith book, and im quite surprised at how detailed it is.

and i also got the latest EGM, and the magazine from ten years ago had Star wars: rouge squadron. i remember when i wanted that game so badly i wanted to tear my hair out. i spent so many hours just trying to get all the different ships and trying to earn the gold medal for each level.

Objective: destroy all seven shield generators

Bonus objective: destroy all the AT-AT's in the level

Bonus objective: complete the level in less than 2:30

it could get pretty intense, everyone i played it with got pretty paranoid about the whole ranking system. and this is all before the online ranking system where your performance is added to the cache of everyone else who played it.

you are 3,238,769 out of 129,475,698,490,475,695,605,856,967,659,547,856 (at least thats how it feels sometimes)

as far as my sith characters, i might go with the whole dark jedi idea. since i dont want them to betray eachother i figure the dark jedi will be just fine, it might work better that way. now i have to find another name for Turbos. since he wont be a sith anymore ill have to think of a regular name (at least star wars normal)

Annax Tuulex is her whole name. another element to her character is that she fights while blinded, she relys on her attachment to the force to guide her and refide her force abilities. she'll tie her bandana around her eye's just before she starts a mission and meditates on how to go about her mission. another thing about her ive been tinkering with is her hair. i wanted to give her long braided hair that is threaded through her outfit... i dunno, it seemed like in interesting idea, ill work with it more.

as far as the master, ill name him Gearek Subaranek. being only a few years older than Annax he's grown fond of her, more than just a master.

since their not sith anymore ill change some lightsaber colors around, Gearek sill has his four lightsabers, but now only one will be red, the two nightsticks will be a dark blue now, with the fire crystals and ignition coil still intact. and his last one will be purple.

Annax's lightsaber will stay the same, four ended lightsaber with lime green compressed beams.

another thing i want to work on more is their fighting. since they like to cause chaos around their enemy and strike when they dont expect it, i think the seven forms will not be necessary when i describe the fighting, cause if they fight like that, then they probably fight dirty and cheat. search and destroy, that is what they do.

i might do more work on their space vessel, i want it to be big, but the mechanics behind it will have to be refined.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

so i started working on a pair of star wars characters, if you havent guessed already... theyre sith. ive had the idea of a sith in the far reaches of my skull for a while now, but with the recent boom of The Force unleashed, ive felt that now was a good time to really work on it. the idea i had was a sith warrior who had a nightstick lightsaber and red goggles, just a loner. but then i realized thats probably nothing like a real sith so i added the apprentice to the equasion.

the other part of this has been the names. its driven me crazy, but i think i came up with stuff that will work just fine. ive decided on Darth Turbro (get it?) in personal total he has four lightsabers, two of which are his nightstick style, the other two ill explain in a story somewhere down the road (Leader i already told you so no spoiling) i will tell you that his left arm is fake and has lots of hidden tricks. and his lightsabers are quite unique as well. his two main sabers have fire crystals and he installed an ignition coil to spark the crystal, his specialty is fire control and hes mastered the art of enemy distraction

the apprentice is named Annax (remember my little rule?) she's a sith ninja with that four ended shuriken lightsaber (with green compressed crystals of course) her specialty is in the force and and force throw. she hurls her saber like an old fashioned shuriken. she can also mask her presence and she is a master of discuise.

as far as equipment, ive thought of them having an old republican star destroyer as their main space vessel, fitted with all the ships of the day, along with modern imperial vehicles too.

ive thought of a good idea for their story. since their sith, they will betray one another, but i didnt want that, so i thought of having them first be Jedi, then some tragic event caused them to become sith, but their still loyal to eachother like true Jedi. they fight alongside eachother when its necessary. their specialty is to cause a catastrophy around their opponent and strike while the irons hot.

ill post more as i come up with it. i really need to get that jedi sith book at barnes and do some research

Friday, September 19, 2008

now that i think about it, this might be a good place to put my story ideas, imperial and otherwise (mostly imperial)

yes i think this will be a great place to put all of my ideas, my head has been crammed with ideas for Day/Off that everything else has been shoved to the side. all the little details about Death Inc. and the horsemen of the apocalypse, and the imperial timeline. as i get the time ill post them here, those who see this can talk to me about the ideas if you have anything to add, and if there is something i cant come up with i might call one of you or some of you to come up with a solution, only time will tell

first time at this... ...

ok so ive been at home all day and ive been really bored. seriously ive been BORED. everyone is at work and im stuck here at home cause i have payments to make. im sure someone is going to see this and be like "i told you it was only a matter of time before you made a blog" any takers for this fine achievement? its worth 15 points to your 'itoldyouso' score.

Hmm... maybe ill post an itoldyouso scoreboard for some of you, just so you know how well (or bad) your doing.

alright this is it for now, i might post more later while i watch vol4 of Samurai7